Reactions: Well THAT wasn’t what I expected!
Where to watch: Rent on streaming platforms

This is a monster horror movie. That wasn’t exactly clear to me when I paid money to rent it. It’s not funny. It’s not clever. It’s not suspenseful. It’s not emotional. I dunno, I wasn’t scared and I’m usually the biggest fraidy-cat there is. I think I might have “liked” it more if it had been free. But I was resentful that I was watching a totally blah movie that cost me money to do so.

Honestly, you can pass on this one. It’s not worth the two hours.